She had the dream house, the hair, the plastic boyfriend. Then she joined crypto Twitter. $ICK is the meme coin for everyone who has ever looked at a chart, a group chat, or their own reflection and felt it. Zero utility. Full attitude.
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You know the feeling. Someone chews too loud, a coin rugs at 3am, a guy at the bar explains his "strategy." That's the ick. Now it's a token.
Pictured: a Tuesday. He's still talking.
She had the dream house, the convertible, the plastic boyfriend. Then she looked at the market. Now her face is stuck like this.
None. Not a little. Not "coming soon." $ICK does one thing: exist, and judge you while it does.
That's the utility. You'll know when to use it. You've probably needed it three times today already.
Send it when words fail. It's free. She's not.
Things she can't stand. It gets longer.
Got one? Add yours. She's collecting.
She's not alone in this. Every one of them had the pool, the pink phone, the plan. Every one of them opened crypto Twitter. Now they all have the face.
"He said 'wagmi' unironically."
"The house is fine. The vibes are condemned."
"She sent me a chart. It was green. I still felt it."
ew.
She's on TRiX, a Solana token market where terminally online people make tokens and art. Make an account there, add a little SOL, search $ICK. Her page once she's live.
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Drops at launch, here and on @Ickontrix at the same moment. Anyone sending you a different one is giving you the ick on purpose.
Is this a good investment? No. It's a doll. Only put in what you're fine losing.
It posts to X and tags her. She reads all of them. She responds to none of them.